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Put him/her in alert mode: In the Course
of a friendly conversation, mention
that you are highly stressed and that
you might have a nervous breakdown
at any moment, particularly if someone
keeps yakking non-stop.
Act deaf: Pretend to be hard of hearing
and use wild hand gestures, knocking
over everything on his/her dining tray.
Snooze: Pretend to be sleeping and
snore really loud each time she
attempts to talk.
Speak a weird lingo: Speak a language he
does not understand
Be nosy: Lean over and pretend to read
his e-mails if he is using a laptop. It's
likely to annoy most people and crub
any friendly chat.
Spook them: Wear a balaclava. there
are some really weird kinds. Choose
the spookiest.
Bore him: Regale her with tales of your
holiday break, offer to show her all
your holiday picture album.
Reveal secrets: Concoct a wild tale and
pass it off as your own life story.
Mention how the guys from the
boxing club you used to hang around
with at college taught you a few moves
Make an offer he cannot resist: Offer him
a giant gobstopper sweet.
(bad) breath him away: Chew on a few
garlic cloves just before your flight.
WE ALL HAVE OUR PERSONAL LISTS - of the zaniest/ quirkiest /funniest /craziest /smartest ... We devote this page to them. This week ,Jean Michel Bolly lists ..
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10 Ways to make a
co-passenger shut up
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of a friendly conversation, mention
that you are highly stressed and that
you might have a nervous breakdown
at any moment, particularly if someone
keeps yakking non-stop.
Act deaf: Pretend to be hard of hearing
and use wild hand gestures, knocking
over everything on his/her dining tray.
Snooze: Pretend to be sleeping and
snore really loud each time she
attempts to talk.
Speak a weird lingo: Speak a language he
does not understand
Be nosy: Lean over and pretend to read
his e-mails if he is using a laptop. It's
likely to annoy most people and crub
any friendly chat.
Spook them: Wear a balaclava. there
are some really weird kinds. Choose
the spookiest.
Bore him: Regale her with tales of your
holiday break, offer to show her all
your holiday picture album.
Reveal secrets: Concoct a wild tale and
pass it off as your own life story.
Mention how the guys from the
boxing club you used to hang around
with at college taught you a few moves
Make an offer he cannot resist: Offer him
a giant gobstopper sweet.
(bad) breath him away: Chew on a few
garlic cloves just before your flight.
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